Chael Sonnen was free Saturday night with no UFC card present.
Sonnen, who divides his time fighting and working on FOX Sports 1, took to Twitter in another role: poet.
Below are Sonnen’s messages that he sent to Wanderlei Silva. The two have been long-running rivals who have yet to settle their differences inside the Octagon.
Enjoy……
Chael thinks
Anderson sinks
Wandy stinks
Mayhem’s inna clink
Tito’s onna brink
There’s dishes inna sink
and WANDERLEI STINKS
My wife’s wrapped in Minks
I’m agile as a Lynx
I iron out the kinks
and everybody thinks
Wanderlei stinks
Yer nuts start to shrink
When you gotta sign in ink
to fight Chael, so I think
That Wanderlei STINKS
The Kings skate at the rink
The Mod Squad had “Linc”
Rogan likes Pink
and WANDERLEI STINKS!!!
Red is the rose
And Tebow throws
but everyone knows
That WANDERLEI BLOWS
Dark is the night
And mean dogs bite
And wind moves kites
But WANDY WON’T FIGHT
I hit like a truck
I got the ladies and the bucks
My middle name is bad luck
And Wanderlei sucks
Cubans To smoke
My opponents all croak
Like a bike w/no spokes
WANDERLEI’S A JOKE
Trains arrive late
And haters gonna hate
When he’s gone inside the gate
Wanderlei’s record… 3 & 8
I can write a million rhymes
I got a lot of time
The reason you didn’t sign
I woulda made you three and NINE
Sandra Bullock’s scared in space
You could hear her heart race
Fear’s not hard to trace
LOOK IN WANDY’S FACE
I got instinct
You’ll miss the fight if you blink
My bones are made of zinc
My blood is made of ink
And everybody thinks
Wanderlei stinks
The fifth dwarf was Sneezy
And Velveeta’s kinda cheesy
And Fiji’s kinda breezy
Beatin’ Wanderlei’s EASY
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Sonnen, who divides his time fighting and working on FOX Sports 1, took to Twitter in another role: poet.
Below are Sonnen’s messages that he sent to Wanderlei Silva. The two have been long-running rivals who have yet to settle their differences inside the Octagon.
Enjoy……
Chael thinks
Anderson sinks
Wandy stinks
Mayhem’s inna clink
Tito’s onna brink
There’s dishes inna sink
and WANDERLEI STINKS
My wife’s wrapped in Minks
I’m agile as a Lynx
I iron out the kinks
and everybody thinks
Wanderlei stinks
Yer nuts start to shrink
When you gotta sign in ink
to fight Chael, so I think
That Wanderlei STINKS
The Kings skate at the rink
The Mod Squad had “Linc”
Rogan likes Pink
and WANDERLEI STINKS!!!
Red is the rose
And Tebow throws
but everyone knows
That WANDERLEI BLOWS
Dark is the night
And mean dogs bite
And wind moves kites
But WANDY WON’T FIGHT
I hit like a truck
I got the ladies and the bucks
My middle name is bad luck
And Wanderlei sucks
Cubans To smoke
My opponents all croak
Like a bike w/no spokes
WANDERLEI’S A JOKE
Trains arrive late
And haters gonna hate
When he’s gone inside the gate
Wanderlei’s record… 3 & 8
I can write a million rhymes
I got a lot of time
The reason you didn’t sign
I woulda made you three and NINE
Sandra Bullock’s scared in space
You could hear her heart race
Fear’s not hard to trace
LOOK IN WANDY’S FACE
I got instinct
You’ll miss the fight if you blink
My bones are made of zinc
My blood is made of ink
And everybody thinks
Wanderlei stinks
The fifth dwarf was Sneezy
And Velveeta’s kinda cheesy
And Fiji’s kinda breezy
Beatin’ Wanderlei’s EASY
We will have Live Coverage Starting at 5:30 CT Saturday (10/19) for UFC 166: Dos Santos Vs. Velasquez 3!
Go Check out all of our social media
– You can now follow me (Andy) on my Twitter account is at https://twitter.com/AR_Official_94
_ You can like me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/AR_Official/244148072390274
- Official MMA Valley Twitter
- MMA Valley Brand New Facebook Page
- Alternative News Talk Facebook Page
- Alternative News Talk Twitter